The Elfen Maiden: A Comedy of Error Messages (elfenMaidenWalkthrough.txt)

Credits
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My Eternal Gratitude goes out to-
Beta Testers:
*Jason Lewis
*Charles Hancock
*Kyle Blevins
*Mary-Margaret Greene

And my apologies go out to-
My Inspirations:
*Douglas Adams
*P.G. Wodehouse


Walkthrough of "The Elfen Maiden":
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-Note: There are three 'successful' endings. The walkthrough will give
separate instructions where these diverge from each other.

-Another note: There are some fun 'secrets' that are not necessary to
complete the game. A few of those are highlighted at the end of this
walkthrough.

-A third (and final) note: There are some cool/interesting deaths and failures
these are marked with an X followed by a number (ex: drop folder (X2)) where
they branch off from the main story. They are marked with the same sign down at
the bottom of this document, with instructions on how to 'achieve'
them (ex: (X2) links to X2 The End of the World)

From the beginning:
1 press space
2 inventory
3 examine uneasiness
4 north
5 south
6 northwest
7 read log
8 press space
9 press space
10 inventory
11 examine fear
12 look
13 southeast
14 up
15 up
16 up
17 talk to router-daemon
18 pull gold lever
19 north
20 south
21 turn on alarm clock
22 look
23 up
24 down
25 down
26 down
27 north
28 south
29 northwest
30 read drafts
30 southeast
31 down
33 north
34 take sword
35 take coin
36 south 
37 kill hare
38 inventory
39 examine hide
40 west
41 talk to crone
42 give coin to crone
43 east
44 up
45 open documents
46 read readme
47 examine virus (X1)
48 take folder
49 down
50 drop folder (X2)
51 look
52 up
53 read error window
54 down
55 north
56 south
57 up
58 east
59 east
60 west
61 west
62 up
63 up
64 up
65 pull gold lever
66 north 
67 south
68 up
69 talk to router-daemon
70 pull bronze lever
71 east
72 hack machine OR put bug in machine
73 east
74 north
75 examine plastic figure
76 inventory
77 west
78 west
79 talk to mailer-daemon
80 east
81 east
82 read Amy's email
83 read Jason's email
84 read Gary's email
85 put an email for Gary in Jason's Inbox
86 north
87 put an email for Jason in Gary's Inbox

----divergence----

*For ending 1:
88 wait around
89 west
90 west
91 north
92 south
93 west (X3)
94 eject mountain dew

**For ending 2:
88 south
89 south
90 put an email for Amy in Amy's Inbox
91 inventory
92 west
93 up
94 down
95 down
96 north
97 northwest
98 in
99 put search term on pedestal
100 'Amy Ma'
101 take link
102 out
103 southeast
104 south
105 east
106 northeast
107 southwest
108 east
109 take friendship icon
110 west
111 northeast
112 drop icon
113 wait around

***For ending 3:
88 south
89 south
90 put an email for Amy in Amy's Inbox
91 inventory
92 west
93 up
94 down
95 down
96 north
97 northwest
98 in
99 put search term on pedestal
100 'Amy Ma'
101 take link
102 put search term on pedestal
103 take link
104 out
105 southeast
106 south
107 east
108 northeast
109 east
110 west
111 southwest
112 east
113 take friendship icon
114 west
115 northeast
116 drop icon
117 southwest
118 southeast
119 take friendship icon
120 northwest
121 northeast
122 east
123 drop icon
124 wait around


----SECRETS----(all these assume you're starting from the beginning of the
game)
*Talk to Cory Doctorow:
1 press space
2 up
3 up
4 inside
5 talk to Cory Doctorow
6 talk to Cory Doctorow
7 talk to Cory Doctorow

*Test out the AntiVirus program:
1 press space
2 open documents
3 examine virus
4 take documents
5 up
6 up
7 up
8 pull bronze lever
9 drop documents
10 inventory

*Use the Encyclopedia:
1 press space
2 up
3 southwest
4 examine librarian
5 talk to librarian
6 ask librarian about realms of realmland
7 ask librarian about vague uneasiness
8 ask librarian about social network

*Angry Birds:
1 press space
2 up
3 up
4 up
5 pull gold
6 turn on alarm
7 look
8 examine bird
9 take bird
10 up
11 wait
12 wait
13 pull bronze
14 release bird


----DEATHS----(numbering starts after the step where the death diverges from the
successful path)
X1 Don't Touch:
48 take the virus

X2 The End of the World:
51 wait
52 wait
53 wait
54 wait
55 wait

X3 The Wrong Soda:
94 eject diet pepsi



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