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Posted at 09:31 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Computer porn didn't start with digitized pictures or videos! I'll present a list of the top ten highly erotic games for the Atari 2600 in this thread. To make it even more interesting, I won't just make it one long post, but I will have dramatic pauses between the different places. If anyone has comments, you can use these pauses. Now enjoy!
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Posted at 09:33 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Lemme guess: the highlight will be Custer's Revenge ;)
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No. 10: Bachelor Party

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Innovative version of Breakout: with a square object on the left of the screen (not seen on the picture), you bounce an approaching naked guy back to a group of running (looks like it, but they're not moving) females. Touching them, they disappear and the guy bounces back to the paddle.

Stimulation: low
Sickness: low
Realism: low

(game download provided as attachment)
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No. 9: Knight on the Town

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In a tribute to the German fairy tale Rapunzel, a guy builds a ladder to some creature consisting of three circles, goes up and....

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While building, he has to avoid other strange creatures which do not hurt him, but only make the screen flash and throw him down to the beginning again.

Stimulation: high (obviously, with such realistic graphics and animations)
Sickness: low (believe me, it will get way worse)
Realism: high

(game download provided as attachment)
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Posted at 10:36 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by NetDanzr at 17:33 on January, 14th 2003:

Lemme guess: the highlight will be Custer's Revenge ;)


nah that was racist, made for tobacco chewing red necks from Carolina.

Gotta be X-man, i still mastur...errrmm lovely weather were having :). Only problem is its rarer than a unicorn horn back scratcher, kiss goodbye to ever owning that grail.

Interesting topic for a top ten.

Edited by fretz at 18:39 on January, 14th 2003
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No. 8: Burning Desire

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A guy hanging on a helicopter can't wait for it and lets his drops falls down into the mouth of a waiting beauty. Dancing around the girl are two other males who are trying to shoot you. Kidnapped by some 'wild tribe'?

Stimulation: low
Sickness: medium
Realism: er.... surreal

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Hmm... Is it just me or does every single game on the Atari 2600 look identical? :D
And are these hardcore materials really fit for a board with members under 18? :P
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Posted by The Mole at 21:49 on January, 14th 2003:

Hmm... Is it just me or does every single game on the Atari 2600 look identical? :D
Not even close! The graphics have a lot more differences than current games.
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Posted by The Mole at 21:49 on January, 14th 2003:

And are these hardcore materials really fit for a board with members under 18? :P
Yeah, go complain to your mommy :P
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I could never figure out how to play Burning Desire... oh and are you going to post all the mirrored games? The ones where they are exactly the same except the male and female roles are switched?

Man these games are just plain bad...
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are you going to post all the mirrored games? The ones where they are exactly the same except the male and female roles are switched?
Wait and see ;)
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No. 7: Beat 'em 'n' Eat 'em

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A guy who has a giant penis instead of legs drops his sperm down from the roof. Two naked twin-women catch everything which comes down.

Stimulation: medium (great graphics of the women)
Sickness: medium (deformed guy...)
Realism: extreme (I'm sure you're all doing this all day!)

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Posted at 15:00 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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a giant penis instead of legs
Thar just can't be conveniant :P
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Posted at 15:18 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well he sure looks pretty happy about it... :D
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Posted by The Mole at 23:18 on January, 14th 2003:

Well he sure looks pretty happy about it... :D
That's the spirit! As long as it makes him happy, who are we to critisize or theorize about it ;)
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Man, I thought Beat 'em and Eat 'em was going to be further up the list. I cannot wait and see what is next!
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Yeah, well, you'll have to wait a bit longer, because playing these games is very exhausting if you know what I mean ;) More tomorrow when I get back from university.
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Posted at 06:43 on January 15th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Holy cow! I had absolutely no idea the ST had such quality games! If I had known, I'd have got one ages ago, so I could play all those games in my young and impressionable years and grow up to be a totally sick individual. (I managed to do that quite nicely nevertheless, but games like those sure would have helped ;)).

And you're saying it gets better than a guy with a giant penis on a roof dropping his stuff on naked women below? Alas! for my misspent youth!...
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Actually, this has nothing to do with the ST........ that was a totally different machine.
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ST had such quality games


alas...

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erotic games for the Atari 2600 in this thread.
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No. 6: Pick-Up

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A guy wants to impress a woman (who is standing on some kind of platform) with expensive gifts. These gifts are falling from the sky and you have to catch them. When you've 'paid' enough, the girl will accompany you to a hotel for a round...

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While this game doesn't really have any sexually explicit scenes at all, it deserves to be mentioned for the fact that it is one of the newest games for the Atari 2600 in existence - it was first released in 2002 on a classic gaming convention! It was originally made in the 80s, but after the adult-related games had received quite a bit of a bad press, 20th Century Fox held it back.

Stimulation: very low (only the expectation and your imagination)
Sickness: very low (only the usual 'gifts for sex' )
Realism: extremely high (that's how it works in real life....)

(no download because it's so new)
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