| Posted at 09:31 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Computer porn didn't start with digitized pictures or videos! I'll present a list of the top ten highly erotic games for the Atari 2600 in this thread. To make it even more interesting, I won't just make it one long post, but I will have dramatic pauses between the different places. If anyone has comments, you can use these pauses. Now enjoy! ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 09:33 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Retired Gumby Posts: 1007 | Lemme guess: the highlight will be Custer's Revenge  ----- [b]NetDanzr[/b]<br /> [i]-The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog-[/i] |
| Posted at 09:41 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | No. 10: Bachelor Party  Innovative version of Breakout: with a square object on the left of the screen (not seen on the picture), you bounce an approaching naked guy back to a group of running (looks like it, but they're not moving) females. Touching them, they disappear and the guy bounces back to the paddle. Stimulation: low Sickness: low Realism: low (game download provided as attachment) ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 10:18 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | No. 9: Knight on the Town  In a tribute to the German fairy tale Rapunzel, a guy builds a ladder to some creature consisting of three circles, goes up and....  While building, he has to avoid other strange creatures which do not hurt him, but only make the screen flash and throw him down to the beginning again. Stimulation: high (obviously, with such realistic graphics and animations) Sickness: low (believe me, it will get way worse) Realism: high (game download provided as attachment) ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 10:36 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 336 | Quote: Posted by NetDanzr at 17:33 on January, 14th 2003: Lemme guess: the highlight will be Custer's Revenge nah that was racist, made for tobacco chewing red necks from Carolina. Gotta be X-man, i still mastur...errrmm lovely weather were having  . Only problem is its rarer than a unicorn horn back scratcher, kiss goodbye to ever owning that grail.Interesting topic for a top ten. Edited by fretz at 18:39 on January, 14th 2003 |
| Posted at 11:14 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | No. 8: Burning Desire  A guy hanging on a helicopter can't wait for it and lets his drops falls down into the mouth of a waiting beauty. Dancing around the girl are two other males who are trying to shoot you. Kidnapped by some 'wild tribe'? Stimulation: low Sickness: medium Realism: er.... surreal (game download provided as attachment) ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 13:49 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 607 | Hmm... Is it just me or does every single game on the Atari 2600 look identical?  And are these hardcore materials really fit for a board with members under 18?  ----- [i]"One Very Important Thought"[/i] |
| Posted at 14:05 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Quote: Posted by The Mole at 21:49 on January, 14th 2003: Not even close! The graphics have a lot more differences than current games.Hmm... Is it just me or does every single game on the Atari 2600 look identical? Quote: Posted by The Mole at 21:49 on January, 14th 2003: Yeah, go complain to your mommy And are these hardcore materials really fit for a board with members under 18? ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 14:42 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Retired Gumby Posts: 936 | I could never figure out how to play Burning Desire... oh and are you going to post all the mirrored games? The ones where they are exactly the same except the male and female roles are switched? Man these games are just plain bad... ----- [i]Keep your stick on the ice[/i] |
| Posted at 14:51 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Quote: are you going to post all the mirrored games? The ones where they are exactly the same except the male and female roles are switched? Wait and see ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 14:56 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | No. 7: Beat 'em 'n' Eat 'em  A guy who has a giant penis instead of legs drops his sperm down from the roof. Two naked twin-women catch everything which comes down. Stimulation: medium (great graphics of the women) Sickness: medium (deformed guy...) Realism: extreme (I'm sure you're all doing this all day!) (game download provided as attachment) ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 15:00 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | Quote: a giant penis instead of legs Thar just can't be conveniant ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 15:18 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 607 | Well he sure looks pretty happy about it... ----- [i]"One Very Important Thought"[/i] |
| Posted at 15:25 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Quote: Posted by The Mole at 23:18 on January, 14th 2003: That's the spirit! As long as it makes him happy, who are we to critisize or theorize about it Well he sure looks pretty happy about it... ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 16:51 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Retired Gumby Posts: 936 | Man, I thought Beat 'em and Eat 'em was going to be further up the list. I cannot wait and see what is next! ----- [i]Keep your stick on the ice[/i] |
| Posted at 17:34 on January 14th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Yeah, well, you'll have to wait a bit longer, because playing these games is very exhausting if you know what I mean More tomorrow when I get back from university.----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 06:43 on January 15th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Master Gumby Posts: 103 | Holy cow! I had absolutely no idea the ST had such quality games! If I had known, I'd have got one ages ago, so I could play all those games in my young and impressionable years and grow up to be a totally sick individual. (I managed to do that quite nicely nevertheless, but games like those sure would have helped ).And you're saying it gets better than a guy with a giant penis on a roof dropping his stuff on naked women below? Alas! for my misspent youth!... ----- [i]C'est pas la chute qu'importe — c'est l'atterrissage[/i] |
| Posted at 07:01 on January 15th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | Actually, this has nothing to do with the ST........ that was a totally different machine. ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 07:35 on January 15th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Retired Gumby Posts: 936 | Quote: ST had such quality games alas... Quote: erotic games for the Atari 2600 in this thread. ----- [i]Keep your stick on the ice[/i] |
| Posted at 07:56 on January 15th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11620 | No. 6: Pick-Up  A guy wants to impress a woman (who is standing on some kind of platform) with expensive gifts. These gifts are falling from the sky and you have to catch them. When you've 'paid' enough, the girl will accompany you to a hotel for a round...  While this game doesn't really have any sexually explicit scenes at all, it deserves to be mentioned for the fact that it is one of the newest games for the Atari 2600 in existence - it was first released in 2002 on a classic gaming convention! It was originally made in the 80s, but after the adult-related games had received quite a bit of a bad press, 20th Century Fox held it back. Stimulation: very low (only the expectation and your imagination) Sickness: very low (only the usual 'gifts for sex' ) Realism: extremely high (that's how it works in real life....) (no download because it's so new) ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |