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Posted at 21:02 on August 24th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Translation: It´s still a mystery to us, why some Nasa probes sent to Mars, quit sending signals.


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Calling 911:
Fast get some help to my wife... she have swine flu!!!!
911 Operator:
What makes you think that, sir?


He replies:
Because that DIRTY HOG don´t stop sneezing!!!
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Posted at 21:03 on August 24th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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From Portuguese news paper:

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Freely Translated: What have we did?


From Brazil:
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Translated: Big letters - "Swine flu" effect
Balloon - If you don´t open that door we will blow...
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Posted at 21:27 on August 24th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Heh - I definitely believe 'swine flu' is an overrated media hype :D
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Posted at 21:48 on August 24th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Me too, they have to sell tamiflu...
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Posted at 07:01 on August 25th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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If the media were to be believed, I wonder why any single human being is still alive, actually ;)
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Posted at 09:45 on August 25th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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If you compare how many people die every year on "normal flu" it must be a media hype!
Posted at 11:44 on August 25th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Also, this isn't a new virus or anything. In all those years before, nobody ever even heard of it although people aren't travelling more this year. Now suddenly it's supposed to be a huge problem?
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Posted at 11:52 on August 25th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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It´s a scary thing... not the flu... but the influence of the media in peoples life...
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Posted at 09:39 on August 26th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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The company I work for is going along with it. So far, they've released seven memos on the topic and they've set up an internal website giving hints how to avoid being infected. This includes such great pieces of advice as "don't shake hands".
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Posted at 10:11 on August 26th, 2009 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Originally posted by Mr Creosote at 09:39 on August 26th, 2009:
The company I work for is going along with it. So far, they've released seven memos on the topic and they've set up an internal website giving hints how to avoid being infected. This includes such great pieces of advice as "don't shake hands".


I think "don't shake hands" is a good advice! They could have come up with "stop breathing"! ;)
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