| Posted at 22:50 on June 2nd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Dr Gumby Posts: 268 | http://www.zenhex.com/tests/edeath/index.html Me: When your death comes, you will be Struck by a Meteor!  [/quote]Edited by Da_Goat at 06:50 on June, 03rd 2003 ----- Mock ugly people. Praise ugly goats. |
| Posted at 22:51 on June 2nd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Dr Gumby Posts: 268 | Aw, poo. I can't edit the title. It should read "Exotic Cause of Death Test." ----- Mock ugly people. Praise ugly goats. |
| Posted at 00:01 on June 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 607 | When your death comes, you will be Crushed by a Giant Duck! This foul freak of nature will spell your demise by bringing it's massive weight to bear on your wretched mortal existence. Who would ever believe it? ----- [i]"One Very Important Thought"[/i] |
| Posted at 04:13 on June 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 421 | Wicked When your death comes, you will be Mauled by a mob of midgets!  It will be a lesson to all not to pick on someone smaller. Oh the shame of it! Edited by sterge10 at 12:14 on June, 03rd 2003 ----- Not all That Glitters Is Gold, Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost. |
| Posted at 02:22 on June 7th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | When your death comes, you will be Stung to death by a swarm of killer bees! (Funny thing is this actually happened before with me (well, almost  ))----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 05:32 on June 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11583 | When your death comes, you will be Impaled by a rod of frozen urine expelled from a jet!  and the evidence thawed before anyone could investigate! No airline lawsuit money for your family. That's really depressing  Edited by Mr Creosote at 13:33 on June, 09th 2003 ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 10:03 on June 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Retired Gumby Posts: 936 |  Decapitated by cannibalistic head-hunters! Perhaps you should stick closer to civilization. Primitive islands are not place for you. Oh well, at least it's happened to people before. ----- [i]Keep your stick on the ice[/i] |
| Posted at 20:07 on July 1st, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Pupil Gumby Posts: 15 | I will sneeze my brains out!  |
| Posted at 20:05 on July 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Dr Gumby Posts: 202 | What less likely then being struck by lightning? That's right, a meteor strike! Just your luck! ----- [i]Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation[/i] |