Some advantages to playing [more] recent games:

1. You don't need an emulator.
2. You can use your current hardware, usually.
3. You don't have to muck around with command lines and memory managers.
4. You feel better.
5. You feel proud.
6. You are virile.
7. You're more attractive to the opposite sex.
8. You're unstoppable and have total confidence to meet the challenges of day to day life.
9. Your mouse always works.
10. You have the best sex.

Edited by A E I at 13:00 on June, 25th 2003

I dont need an emulator to play any game that I want to play. I collect cardboard and plastic, not zip files.

I should have thought of that earlier. Too late now. Gotta pretend I like all the junk I've collected.

Is this the outline for your site?

Well that's very interesting, because I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.

Well then, 7 and 10 probably won't apply to you.

Retro Gaming is like: turning down intercourse for a hand job.

Well, how very interesting, because I'm now made entirely of tin.

Don't go out into the rain now.

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime!

How glad am I to be in the Abadonware thingy and not in "retro gaming"