| Posted at 08:11 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | You all couldn't live without it, so here it is.  Edited by Mr Creosote at 10:11 on September, 13th 2002 ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 08:38 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | I take it this means the Spam wars are open again? Then let me be the first to give the starting positions: 1.) Mr Creosote of course with 344 posts 2.) Me with 163 posts 3.) NetDanzer with 102 posts 4.) Sterge with 59 posts 5.) Delos following closely with 48 posts Let the Games Begin  ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 08:46 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | How quickly these numbers become obsolete ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 08:51 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | I was just giving a starting position so that we could see in the future how low they were in The Good Old Days ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 08:52 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Prof Gumby Posts: 607 | Quote: Pada1:Let the Games Begin What is the game, and what are the rules? ----- [i]"One Very Important Thought"[/i] |
| Posted at 08:57 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | Starting position? Game? Rules? Bah. Who knows, who cares, who gives a damn? ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 08:57 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | Mr C, you wanna take this one? You're a hardened veteran in the field so you're better placed to explain  Damn, you posted whilst I was posting Edited by Pada1 at 10:59 on September, 13th 2002 ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 08:59 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | Ok, what could be the rules.... ah, I know: Rule #1: Don't talk about the Spam Wars! Rule #2: Mr Creosote is the winner. That's it I think  ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 09:00 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | I object against rule #2... We all know you are going to win so why does it have to be a rule?  ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 09:01 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | In addition, there is: Rule #3: Mr Creosote decides about the rules. Rule #4: Anyone objecting to these rules will be automatically disqualified. Edited by Mr Creosote at 11:02 on September, 13th 2002 ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 09:05 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | Rule #5: No pooftahs. Rule #6: There is no rule 6. Rule #7: No pooftahs. Rule #8: Anyone caught mistreating any minority if there is anyone watching will be disqualified. Rule #9: No pooftahs. Rule #10: Anyone caught not mistreating some minority if there is noone watching will be disqualified. Edited by Mr Creosote at 11:10 on September, 13th 2002 ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 09:09 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | jup, server dictator is back in town, well kinda... ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 09:34 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | Rule #11: All rules are subject to Mr Creosote's interpretation, goodwill and daily mood. Rule #12: When rules are removed, the punishments put on people based on them remain. Rule #12: Further rules can be added at any time and they are put into action immediately after Mr Creosote posted them. They can't be applied to anything which happened before their publication. Ok. Everything clear now? ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 09:43 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Prof Gumby Posts: 560 | Not really, why are their two rules #12? ----- "In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable" |
| Posted at 09:45 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | There aren't. The first one you're talking about is Rule #12, the last one is Rule #12! ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 14:34 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Retired Gumby Posts: 743 | {Tries to remember where he uploaded that green eggs and spam pic....} Rule #87: All previous rules are null and void. Rule #88: Cypherswipe makes all the new rules. Rule #89: Cypherswipe is the winner and dictator for life. ----- At the end of the day, you're left with a bent fork & a pissed off rhino. |
| Posted at 15:57 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Admin Reborn Gumby Posts: 11573 | And there we have the first disqualification Reason: wannabe usurpor to power.Edited by Mr Creosote at 17:58 on September, 13th 2002 ----- Now you see the violence inherent in the system! |
| Posted at 17:49 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Retired Gumby Posts: 743 | Deaf-a-knit-shuns: Wannabe- An animal native to NZ that could never decide what it wanted to be when it grew up. It spends all it's time saying "I wannabe ------ when I grow up", "then again, i think I wannabe a -------", "no, I really wannabe ------". ----- At the end of the day, you're left with a bent fork & a pissed off rhino. |
| Posted at 18:09 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
 Member Dr Gumby Posts: 202 | Quote: Rule #8: Anyone caught mistreating any minority if there is anyone watching will be disqualified. I think the New Zealander 'Wannabe' is a minority, that's two black marks against Cypherswipe ----- [i]Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation[/i] |
| Posted at 22:18 on September 13th, 2002 | Quote | Edit | Delete | |
Member Retired Gumby Posts: 743 | No, there's far too many Wannabes around for them to be a minority. A majority maybe, but not a minority. In fact, Wannabes are about the only thing from NZ that isn't a minority (unless you count sheep, which make up 95% of their population. Then again, if you counted sheep, you'd be too busy sleeping to even see this thread, so it's kind of a moot point anyway.) To sleep, to sleep perchance to dream... I have a dream! Yeah, well I have $1million! (Alright, so I only wish I had $1million, now if I could just find a genie to grant my wish... "I dream of jeanie, she's a light brown hare" Waiter, there's a hare in my vegetable soup! 'So wadda ya want me ta do bout it?' Get rid of it before it eats all the carrots you dolt! I've only got 24 carrots left, and they're all in my ring! This is why they call me the rambler. "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know what to throw away, know what to keep..." Edited by Cypherswipe at 00:20 on September, 14th 2002 ----- At the end of the day, you're left with a bent fork & a pissed off rhino. |