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Posted at 08:05 on May 15th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
Cypherswipe
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This is supposed to be the tastiest forum on earth, but I've seen several that taste much better. I demand that you give me a full refund.
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At the end of the day, you're left with a bent fork & a pissed off rhino.

Posted at 03:20 on May 16th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I'm very sorry, Sir, but you'll have to present some proof before I can give you a refund. Company policy.
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted at 03:27 on May 18th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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It's obvious, there's too little spam in the spam!
Spam should be full of spam, like it was in grandma's time! Besides, I don't like the asparagus-flavored topics. :angry:
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Posted at 07:47 on May 18th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I understand that, Miss, but seeing that you've already eaten most of it, I'm afraid I can't give you a refund.

Edited by Mr Creosote at 17:49 on May, 18th 2004
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted at 14:08 on May 18th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I wonder if you have only seen them, how can you know how they taste :confused:
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Lets make this a beefy place

Posted at 21:56 on May 19th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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The problem is that you call this the spam club, but the only canned meat around here is that treat brand crap that you can taste for a week after you eat it.
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At the end of the day, you're left with a bent fork & a pissed off rhino.

Posted at 03:15 on May 20th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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that you can taste for a week after you eat it
There you have it! Can you imagine a forum with more intense taste than that?
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted at 01:04 on June 13th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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In keeping with the Topic: Bush is doing a great job and Reagan indeed freed the slaves of communism and saved the free world.

besides, I found a hair in my forum...
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"In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable"

Posted at 03:24 on June 13th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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besides, I found a hair in my forum...

You have the choice between returning it or pay extra.
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!

Posted at 05:33 on June 13th, 2004 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Unless it is yours, then it just means you are getting old :D
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