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Are you going to hell?

Posted at 02:07 on June 24th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm
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If it ain't broken, you're not trying hard enough.
Posted at 12:53 on June 24th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Didn't score so well with all these drug-related questions :(
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted at 13:28 on June 24th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No hell for you, then :P
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Posted at 14:05 on June 24th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Do we get to count the experiences gained in video games?
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Posted at 15:59 on June 24th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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???I've never licked anyone's eyeball in a video game...
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Posted at 04:36 on June 25th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You haven't? You don't know what you're missing!
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted at 12:35 on June 28th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Actually, it's probably easier in a video game. In the real world, the recipient / victim's blink reflex gets in the way of a thorough eyeball licking. Of course, if you take a spoon or something and remove the eyeballs first ...

Just what was this test measuring us for?
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Posted at 13:15 on June 28th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Never mind those reflexes... it doesn't say the person has to be alive while licking the eyeball.

You could rip one off a dead cow and see what it tastes like. :bemused:
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Posted at 09:32 on June 29th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I'm not going to hell because hell doesn't exist anyway. :P

Edited by Tapuak at 17:35 on June, 29th 2005
Posted at 07:43 on July 2nd, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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141 - No hell for me? Unlikely.
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Posted at 11:19 on July 2nd, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Delos! :o Long time no see...
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Posted at 16:16 on July 2nd, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Hey! Pleasant surprise! good to see you back. :)
Oh, completely forgot, I scored 136. Your flames will be slightly hotter, I guess ;)

Edited by Johann67 at 00:18 on July, 02nd 2005
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If it ain't broken, you're not trying hard enough.
Posted at 11:05 on July 3rd, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well, I don't know what you do all day, but my score was about 60. :P
Posted at 04:00 on July 5th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Oh, you know, the usual. Rape, murder, church-burning, armed robbery, stealing candy from babies and sacrificing them...

Edited by Johann67 at 12:02 on July, 05th 2005
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Posted at 05:33 on July 5th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Apart from rape, these weren't asked for in this test :P
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted at 14:28 on July 5th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Apparently the test only asked for the minimum requirements. Everyone is free to do even more bad things to ensure that he'll go to hell. ;)
Posted at 15:49 on July 9th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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is 223 a bad score?

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Posted at 06:23 on August 18th, 2006 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by The Mole at 19:19 on July, 2nd 2005:

Delos! :o Long time no see...

Indeed, how have you been? :D

I just saw a review by Jozef Purdes (a.k.a. NetDanzr, NetAssassin, et al), my old partner in crime at the now defunct 21st Century Oldies, and thought I better come back here and see how everyone is. So, is everyone ok?

Good to see this forum is still alive after all these years =]

If anyone wants to contact me, my email address is alex.fogerty@gmail.com :D
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Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation
Posted at 23:38 on July 29th, 2008 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Scored 102. Don't agree with much of the questions though. Not that hell exists but still, if it would I still believe a lot of the questions asked would be irrelevant. :)
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Posted at 10:57 on July 30th, 2008 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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At least according to protestant belief, it's not measurable by human standards anyway (huge controversy between catholics and protestants about ten years ago).
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