Eh???? What is this? Biing! is a completely whacky and erotic hospital management simulation, or to sum it up: something absolutely crazy.
So you are the head of a hospital (not the boss, that guy is just sitting in is armchair, smoking cigars) and it is your task to earn every day's rent for the location, because if you don't, you're bankcrupt immediately and you have to start over.
This involves nurses who have to strip in order to distract patients, doctors who no person in their right mind would consult and other professions like cooks, pathologists, surgeons, warehousemen (for the dirty work), ambulance drivers and thugs (to produce new patients).
The game is basically very simple, even for beginners, because the big boss tells you exactly what to do, just like the 'first aid kit' does later. Nevertheless, it is important to read the manual to get through the first few days, because every mistake you make in Biing! is one too many. If you hire incompetent staff, it will backfire soon enough and you should prepare for bankcruptcy.
Overall, Biing! is a game with very good graphics (not just because of the theme) and the sound is just as crazy as the game. It might be intended to drive the player out of his mind.
Biing! is a very time-consuming game. One day in-game takes about two hours real-time. This makes it especially frustrating if after a few days, the competitors' margins increase while your patients decrease. Even the humour wears out a bit after a few weeks and clicking around is not as movitating anymore.
Pros:
+Atmosphere (graphics, eye for detail)
+Many different choices for the player
+The tasks change with the hospital's size increasing
+Ripping patients off
Cons:
-Very hard for beginners
-A little shady imagery
-Becomes samey after a while
Translated by Mr Creosote
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