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Posted at 01:48 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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There nothing worst than when women are in that period of the month, and you don't get laid anymore :D

...Ok, that ain't true for men that have more than one , wife , girlfriend , but I'm not that lucky :D

This is hapenning to me now , and hell, it's so frustating, especially considering that I don't have anything better to do :D . There should be a law against it ! :D
Posted at 03:35 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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There nothing worst than when women are in that period of the month, and you don't get laid anymore...
Oh really? What about not having a girlfriend at all then? :angry:
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Posted at 03:39 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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At least then you're free to go out and search one to get laid :P
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Posted by Dexterus at 11:39 on June, 19th 2003:

At least then you're free to go out and search one to get laid :P
If only life was so simple... *sigh* ;)
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Posted at 05:09 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by Dexterus at 11:39 on June, 19th 2003:

At least then you're free to go out and search one to get laid :P
Who says you aren't? ;)

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There should be a law against it !
There was such a law in Germany until a few years ago (I think it was changed in 1999) actually. It didn't apply to 'girlfriends' of course, but only to married wives: it was their duty by law to satisfy their husbands sexually. Thus, rape within a marriage was legal!
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Posted at 06:28 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by Mr Creosote at 13:09 on June, 19th 2003:
Who says you aren't? ;)


That would have serious effects on my future health state , so I'd rather not ;)

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There was such a law in Germany until a few years ago (I think it was changed in 1999) actually. It didn't apply to 'girlfriends' of course, but only to married wives: it was their duty by law to satisfy their husbands sexually. Thus, rape within a marriage was legal!


That was a stupid law and useless anyway...

But I was thinking more of a law that interdicts the biological problem :D
Posted at 16:43 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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But I was thinking more of a law that interdicts the biological problem
Somehow I don't think that making it illegal for women to have their period is going to improve their mood and enhance their libido during that particular week :D
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Posted at 16:46 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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:D :D :D
:P :P :P
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Posted at 17:03 on June 19th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Ok ,there may be something worse: the times when she's angry at you for whatever reason.
Then you not only don't get laid, but you also risk having you head broke if you try to :D

But if you two get along well, this will pass in a few hours, while the other problem lasts at least for a few days :(

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Posted at 03:41 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You seem to have a pretty one-sided relationship.... is it only about having sex? :P
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Posted at 03:42 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Sex is still possible while your girlfriend is on the rag. It's as bloody as hellraiser, but it's still possible. :P :P :P
Posted at 04:06 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by Mr Creosote at 11:41 on June, 20th 2003:

You seem to have a pretty one-sided relationship.... is it only about having sex? :P


No..but it becomes after o few days or so of not having it :P
Posted at 04:09 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Posted by A E I at 11:42 on June, 20th 2003:

Sex is still possible while your girlfriend is on the rag. It's as bloody as hellraiser, but it's still possible. :P :P :P


I'd say there are more posibilities, none of which she would agree on.. :D Anyway, women are not exactly in the mood during periods ..so...

( But I did try it once in the first day of her...,when it's not so bad, and I got my bed stained like shit ... no more of that cowboy :D )
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women are not exactly in the mood during periods
Does her mood stop you? :P
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Posted at 04:20 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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What do you think ? :angry:
Posted at 04:23 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well, who knows? I'm asking you! ;)
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Posted at 04:29 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You should know better, I'd say.

Edit: I might add, but that's true for anyone, not only for me, that doing something like that would be like sticking your dick into a wild animal's cage, while the animal is hungry :o

Edited by Dexterus at 12:58 on June, 20th 2003
Posted at 09:01 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Some people might enjoy that :P

Edited by Mr Creosote at 17:16 on June, 20th 2003
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Posted at 13:01 on June 20th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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[quote][b]Posted by Dexterus at 12:09 on June,
I'd say there are more posibilities, none of which she would agree on.. :D Anyway, women are not exactly in the mood during periods ..so...

( But I did try it once in the first day of her...,when it's not so bad, and I got my bed stained like shit ... no more of that cowboy :D )[/quote]

Hrmph. Well, she doesn't sound very flexible. :o
And you have to use a towel. :D
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