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Beware of scientologists

Posted at 14:37 on July 5th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Beware of scientologists, or they will convert you with their secret powers. See this link (>1MB) for more information. ;)

What do you think about Scientology anyway? Is it a religion? Is it serious? Is it even dangerous?

Edited by Tapuak at 22:38 on July, 05th 2005
Posted at 16:22 on July 5th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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It's a religion, and the people in it think it is serious.

In the entry levels it is more like a 'normal' religion, be at peace with yourself etc..

As you pay to take more courses they introduce you slowly to crazier things. If you desire to reach the higher levels of 'peace' expect to spend a few million dollars.

When you get there you find out that the whole thing is about how a bunch of interplanetary beings got thrown into volcanoes then had thermonuclear bombs exploded on top of them to solve an overpopulation problem in the galaxy. The souls of these beings infest every human, and scientology is supposed to teach you how to banish these souls from your body so you can be clean.
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Posted at 03:37 on July 6th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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As you pay to take more courses they introduce you slowly to crazier things. If you desire to reach the higher levels of 'peace' expect to spend a few million dollars.
Not a huge difference to Christianity, actually. That animated image is very convincing, though - there must be some secret truth behind it!

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Posted at 04:30 on July 6th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Yet another way to get money from the gullible. Also, one of the few "religions" without a proper internet site about their doctrines. It's always "buy this, buy that"
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Posted at 09:25 on July 12th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Yet another way to get money from the gullible. Also, one of the few "religions" without a proper internet site about their doctrines. It's always "buy this, buy that"

Actually, that's just consequential. If they gave all their "secrets" away for free, there'd be no need to take their courses, and that would mean less cash. ;)

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Not a huge difference to Christianity, actually.

I don't think it's similar. Christianity is a theistic religion, Scientology isn't (as far as I know). Probably it's rather comparable to Buddhism. Scientology and Buddhism both presage certain ways to get "clean"/"wise" or whatever they call it. These ways are not ordered by a god, though.
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I don't think it's similar. Christianity is a theistic religion, Scientology isn't (as far as I know).
Never claimed there's a relation in that way...
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Posted at 09:57 on July 12th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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So where are the parallels?
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If you desire to reach the higher levels of 'peace' expect to spend a few million dollars.
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Posted at 10:14 on July 12th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well, it's somewhat too simple to explain Christianity with the greed of a few people...
Posted at 15:05 on July 16th, 2005 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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(raises shield of anti-flaming +5) Is it really?
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